Paleo Fried Pickles

Whoops, it’s been a while, huh?


As you may or may not have noticed, I haven’t been blogging lately and I’m going to attempt to make a very long story very brief:


I had been sick for a long time and reached a breaking point in my health. Realized my diet of eating chocolate cake and not much else were making me feel god damn awful. I took a few months off to fix my body and watch the ENTIRE SERIES OF GOLDEN GIRLS. Started eating a paleo “diet”, and now feel like one smooth operator.


During this time of healing I came to two unrelated conclusions: 1) Dorothy Zbornak was probably too big for roller coasters. 2) You can seriously paleo-ify just about anything. Like, oh, I don’t know… fried pickles?

Paleo Fried Pickles



Fried pickles are a southern delicacy, which isn’t surprising. We fry twinkles and butter and would probably fry ourselves if we could pull it off successfully. My best friend, Wikipedia, tells me they became famous in a dangerous faraway land called Arkansas (in a city called Atkins, which is just rich). Nobody knows much of Arkansas except that it’s an awful place where dreams go to die and women have names like Trixibelle.



For these fried pickles I used almond flour (and in one batch, pecan meal) to coat slices of Bubbies pickles. Bubbies pickles are naturally fermented, rather than drowned in a vinegar bath like most conventional pickles, so they are enzyme rich and taste like a pickle-laced dream. Want to know why? Because old Jewish ladies know how to werk a gherkin.


Yeah. Good luck getting that image out of your head.


Paleo Fried Pickles


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  • Christy Groover
    July 2, 2013 - 9:37 am | Permalink

    Food is medicine!!! So glad you are feeling well friend, and sorry that you hadn’t been. You and I share a love of chocolate that is hard on our diets!
    This post is great, you made me smile and laugh several times! Thanks bf! ;)
    But, you used two different flours to coat, in two batches….so which one did you like better???

    • July 2, 2013 - 9:49 am | Permalink

      Thanks best friend! Food is definitely the best form of medicine, and I’ll cheat every once in a while, but if I go too far astray my body will tell me real quick. I’m ready for my body to tell me it thrives on chocolate!

      In the picture, the bottom layer are the pecan meal coated pickles (so they’re definitely darker) and the top layer is the almond meal coated pickles. I like them both, but definitely prefer the almond meal, since the pecan meal has a nuttier flavor. It’s not a bad flavor, but I prefer to taste the pickle more than pecan. :)

  • Fyou
    October 4, 2013 - 3:56 pm | Permalink

    F you. My Arkansan a** could show you where dreams go to die.

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